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Okay, Cobber asked me to pass along his favourite dog joke...
In the
Dog Wars department, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking
female French Tervuren comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The French Tervuren says, "That's not good
enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative." Finally
the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone...cheese mine!"
Reminds me of a visit to Aberystwyth in Wales
and looking for something to eat I walked into a small bakery next to Boots the chemist and asked the shop
girl if she had any bagels. She gave me a very blank stare and after a long pause said I needed to go across the street
to the pet shop for a beagel.
I left with a Welsh tart instead and that wasn't very tasty and made me wish
I hadn't poured prune juice on my cornflakes that morning.
That was the same trip I visited a church in town
and was intrigued by how at the end of Sunday Service, all the female church elders said 'A-Woman' in unison.
By the way, I was born in the middle of a snowstorm in the wilds of upstate
New York on January 15th 2001 and named Cobber as in Australia I mean best friend or mate or pal and I know my owner
would agree. He doesn't have much choice as I've got him wrapped around my not-so-little front paws. Labs rule baby.
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